Abielu on tükk tööd, aga õige huumorimeelega suudetakse ületada igasugused veidrused. Mõned neist on lausa pandud Twitterisse. Vaata, kas tunnete end ära?
Oled abielus? Vaata, kas tunned end neis naljakates seikades ära
«Ma ei suuda ära oodata, mida mu naine ütleb, et ma sel nädalavahetusel teen.»
Can't wait to see what my wife says I'm doing this weekend.
— Covfefe Rock (@TheMichaelRock) July 15, 2017
«Ma armastan oma meest, aga ükskõik kus me oleme, ma sunnin teda magama ukse pool. Kui midagi juhtub, mõrvatakse tema esimesena.»
I love my husband, but no matter where we are I make him sleep closest to the door so if anything happens he gets murdered first.
— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) July 14, 2017
«Ma kaotasin oma võtmed ja siis leidsin need seat, kuhu ma need jätsin, aga ma ikka süüdistasin oma meest. Lihtsalt nii abielu töötab.»
I lost my keys & then found them where I'd left them but still blamed my husband.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) July 12, 2017
Because that's how marriage works.
«Enamus abielust on hämming, kuidas ma suudan armastada nii palju kedagi, kes mälub nii valjult.»
Most of marriage is wondering how you can love someone so fiercely who chews so loudly.
— Amy Flory (@FunnyIsFamily) May 19, 2017
Mina: «Mis tunne on olla abielus kellegi nii vaimukaga kui mina?»
Mees: «Talumatu»
Me: What's it like being married to someone as funny as me?
— Anna Grace (@graceful_asfuck) June 5, 2017
Husband: Unbearable
Mees: «Mis see nii imelikult lõhnab? Lõhnab nagu sokid.»
Mina: «Ma teen sulle õhtusööki.»
Mees: «Ah, ma tahtsin öelda, et lõhnab hästi. Nagu head sokid.»
Husband: What is that weird smell? It smells like socks.
— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall) May 26, 2014
Me: I'm cooking your dinner.
Husband: Oh, I mean it smells good. Like good socks.
«Minu naine sai lõbustuspargis autoatraktsiooni keelu, sest ütles kõigile, kuidas sõitma peab.»
My wife just got banned from the bumper cars for telling everyone how to drive.
— Chad Read (@squirrel74wkgn) July 2, 2017
Mees: «Kas sa jood kogu selle veinipudeli ära?
Mina: «Sa ei abiellunud loobujaga.
Mees (noogutades): «Minu kuninganna.
Hubs, "Are you going to drink that entire bottle of wine?"
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) July 6, 2017
Me, "You didn't marry no quitter."
Hubs, nodding, "My Queen."
Naine: «Kas ma peaksin selle ostma?»
Mees: «Ei»
Naine (juba kassas): «Kas sa ütlesid midagi?»
wife: Should I buy this?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) July 13, 2017
me: No
wife [already buying it] Did you say something?
Allikas: HuffPost